Ed Fortune ([info]ed_fortune) wrote,
@ 2009-06-22 09:16:00
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Current location:work
Current mood: crazy

IT Haiku's
Having pretty much gotten away with doing Haiku's for my closure reports, heres the most recent ones.

(Have redited to please the Haiku Patrol, am really not trying too hard, sorry Haiku Patrol.)

In touch will not work
logging off and then back on
Should not spring back

Till Printer jobs fall
Most in need of good reseating
Reboot also helped

till rebooted now
A wintery blue was on screen
issue now resolved

Now considering limericks.


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[info]mejoff
2009-06-22 08:45 am UTC (link)
Inner... haiku... nazi... surfacing

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[info]bigbadg
2009-06-22 08:55 am UTC (link)
you mean the lack of nature references or the sybable count? :)

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[info]mejoff
2009-06-22 08:56 am UTC (link)
sylable count, just one off in so many places.
the closer you are to right with haiku, the worse the mistake seems.

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[info]steve_c
2009-06-22 09:03 am UTC (link)
And dammit - no seasonal reference. The Haiku police will be round to your place of work to put paperclips though your printer and fill your mouse with cat hair later.

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[info]ed_fortune
2009-06-22 09:10 am UTC (link)
Will begin to add seasonal references, and up my game.

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[info]ed_fortune
2009-06-22 09:18 am UTC (link)
Isn't a proper Haiku, but then it isn't a proper IT job.

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[info]rssefuirosu
2009-06-22 09:07 am UTC (link)
I was going to write a limerick, but they all sucked :(

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[info]samharber
2009-06-22 09:20 am UTC (link)
Like blossoms from tree
Computer falls to the floor
Hard drive is now fucked

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[info]steve_c
2009-06-22 09:53 am UTC (link)
Applause.

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[info]athena25
2009-06-22 11:02 am UTC (link)
Hmmm, shall now consider writing all internal communications in varieties of poetic form.

To all staff members
Please clean your cups after use
Washing fairy died

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[info]ephrael
2009-06-22 11:15 am UTC (link)
That's going up in the kitchen.

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